Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Hellboy II trailer!

Posted 19 years ago

While everyone has been going ga-ga over the DARK KNIGHT trailer, there’s another superhero who’s back to remind us that guy in the bat suit ain’t all there is to next summer. Yup, Hellboy is back in HELLBOY II: THE...

Tekken gets director

Posted 19 years ago

As I’m sure you’ve realized, films adapted from video games don’t have a great track record. It goes as far back as SUPER MARIO BROS. and goes all the way to HITMAN. So I don’t hold much promise for TEKKEN,...

Berg licks Cruise’s Salt

Posted 19 years ago

When Michael Mann left his post directing the spy thriller EDWIN A. SALT, I honestly didn’t think the film had much of a future. But I guess when you’ve got Tom Cruise starring, a movie doesn’t go away that easily....

Jared Hess’ next is…

Posted 19 years ago

It had to have been hard for Jared Hess to try and follow up his cult blockbuster NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Where, as a writer and director, do you go from there. Unfortunately he went to NACHO LIBRE, which I watched after...

T4 plot details!

Posted 19 years ago

So after a lot of back and forth on Christian Bale’s role in TERMINATOR SALVATION: THE FUTURE BEGINS, those wily boys at CHUD are finally able to shine some light on the character and the plot. As it turns out,...

Pitt plants a Tree

Posted 19 years ago

Brad Pitt must have a thing with trees of life. First he’s long attached to star in Darren Aronofsky’s THE FOUNTAIN, which prominently features a “tree of life.” He, obviously, dropped out of that film but he still had a...

Carrey Loves Ewan

Posted 19 years ago

Jim Carrey has found the love interest for his next film and it’s probably not who you’d expect. Ewan McGregor has signed on to play the object of Carrey’s affection in the upcoming comedy I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS. In...

EXCL: Hancock trailer!

Posted 19 years ago

UPDATE – Well it was fun while it lasted. It was a great scoop that brought in so many visitors to JoBlo.com (and a welcome to you all) that it even gave our servers a headache. But all good things...

Bat vs. Supes teaser?

Posted 19 years ago

While we never did get to see the planned BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN movie that Wolfgang Petersen was supposed to direct back in 2004, we might get another chance at seeing it in 2010? Of course, none of us will be...

Rossum has Balls

Posted 19 years ago

I’ve wondered many a time why Emmy Rossum isn’t a bigger star. She’s beautiful, talented, classy… so why isn’t she more of a Natalie Portman? Maybe she needs someone to help make her acting decisions. After taking time off movies...

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