Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Return of Spider-Pig!

Posted 19 years ago

One of this summer’s favorite characters – Spider-Pig – is making his triumphant return! Last seen walking on the ceiling of the Simpson home, Spider-Pig returned this past weekend in a SIMPSONS MOVIE epilogue that started the new season. We...

JLA spoilers?!

Posted 19 years ago

So by now I’m sure you heard the news that Jessica Biel is in talks to star as Wonder Woman in JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA. But if you can get past your Biel-in-red-tights induced geekgasm for just one second, there...

Paulson has Spirit

Posted 19 years ago

Frank Miller has added a bunch of new actors to his upcoming feature directorial debut THE SPIRIT including some classic TV actors. Sarah Paulson, Dan Lauria, Stana Katic, Johnny Simmons and Louis Lombardi join the already cast Gabriel Macht, Samuel...

West is Jigsaw

Posted 19 years ago

After numerous rumors on who would be playing Jigsaw in PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, Dominic West (300) has officially won the role. West joins the cast along with Wayne “Newman” Knight who’ll play Microchip, the chubbier, geekier version of James Bond’s...

Bateman ready to Play

Posted 19 years ago

Jason Bateman continues his impressive career arc upwards from TEEN WOLF TOO today as he signs on to star alongside Brad Pitt and Ed Norton in the upcoming political drama STATE OF PLAY. The film will star Pitt as a...

Sam and Mac have Soul

Posted 19 years ago

Samuel L. Jackson and Bernie Mac have signed on to star in the Dimension comedy SOUL MEN based on a concept Mac and his manager cooked up. The two actors would play former backup singers to a famed R&B/soul group....

EXCL: AVP:R Poster!

Posted 19 years ago

When a sequel to ALIENS VS. PREDATOR was announced, it was met with a chorus of mehs. But then Fox released the red-band trailer and by gosh, those crazy Strause brothers got it right! This is what a ALIENS VS....

Ryder plays Informer

Posted 19 years ago

What the world needs now is more Winona Ryder and damnit, we’re getting it in the new film THE INFORMERS. Even better, Ryder will be starring in a movie with Ashley Olsen, something I never thought would happen. Even better...

Gunn shoots Pets

Posted 19 years ago

Is it messed up to put a picture of a guy’s new ex-wife in an article about him? Probably, but Jenna Fischer is super hot and I just can’t resist. Fischer’s ex-hubby James Gunn is moving on with his life...

Heigl gets Lost?!

Posted 19 years ago

Sorry for misleading you with that title – Katherine Heigl isn’t leaving “Grey’s Anatomy” to star in “Lost.” Though that would be cool (I guess…), Heigl will instead star in and produce an adaptation of the bestselling novel “Lost and...

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