Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Olyphant IS Hitman

Posted 20 years ago

Despite what you might read elsewhere on the webernet and what Timothy Olyphant himself might tell you, the actor indeed is set to star in the upcoming adaptation of the hit video game HITMAN. Producer Daniel Alter and subsequently Variety...

Halloween delayed?

Posted 20 years ago

Just a few days ago Ain’t It Cool News reviewed the script for Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN remake/revisioning. They didn’t like it. About one day later, I was able to get my hands on the script as well. I didn’t like...

Beastiality in Park City?

Posted 20 years ago

I haven’t been following the Sundance schedule as closely as I should be and, as such, I just found out today about an interesting documentary titled ZOO. It’s a documentary that follows the story of a 45-year-old Seattle man who...

Disney to Mars?

Posted 20 years ago

Gossip site TMZ reported on Friday that Disney had acquired the rights to Edgar Rice Burroughs’ JOHN CARTER OF MARS. What they didn’t report at the time is that the Pixar portion of Disney was actively involved in acquiring the...

Rock & Zod get Smart

Posted 20 years ago

I never thought that a GET SMART movie would ever get much interest out of me but Steve Carell is pretty much the only guy that can fill Don Adams’ telephoned shoes and Anne Hathaway as Agent 99 is spot...

Paltrow in Iron Man?!

Posted 20 years ago

I gotta give some props to Jon Favreau – this is some cast he’s putting together for IRON MAN. Paramount and Marvel today announce that Gwyneth Paltrow has signed on to co-star as Pepper Potts, secretary and love interest to...

More Tara Reid?

Posted 20 years ago

The following news item wins the JoBlo.com Weekly WTF Award: Tara Reid, Vinnie Jones and former NFL running back have signed on to star in the romantic comedy HONESTLY. If that pairing of actors/former atheletes is not chuck full of...

Scarlett as a porn star?

Posted 20 years ago

Before I even get to the “news” here, let me caution you that this is probably the most bullshit non-story I’ll ever run, but because it’s such a great bullshit non-story, I’m running it anyway. The basic gist? Scarlett Johansson...

Times talks Legend

Posted 20 years ago

One of the movies coming out in 2007 that I’m increasingly worried about is I AM LEGEND. The adaptation of Richard Matheson’s classic novel into a big-budget Will Smith action flick has me a little bit jumpy. For one, there...

Where ya Biehn?

Posted 20 years ago

With news coming last week that James Cameron and Fox had “officially” greenlit AVATAR, you had to know it was a matter of time before we heard word of Michael Biehn’s involvement. Heck, the guy’s a Cameron staple – he...

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