Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Hot vampires Nikki Reed and Deborah Ann Woll heading to Catch .44

Posted 16 years ago

I guess the casting call for CATCH .44 said “Must have experience in bloodsucking” as TWILIGHT’s Nikki Reed and True Blood’s Deborah Ann Woll have now joined the cast. The pair rounds out a trio of assassins led by Malin...

The Dreamworks Face takes center stage in new Megamind poster

Posted 16 years ago

Good Lord Dreamworks, do you do this just to mess with us now? Because it’s literally impossible you’re this oblivious to what people say about your movies. It’s long been a running joke when comparing Dreamworks and Pixar that Pixar...

Hostel: Part III will roll the dice in Vegas

Posted 16 years ago

It ain’t exactly SAW, but HOSTEL is looking to churn out another installment, this time without the help of creator/director Eli Roth. Stage 6 films, responsible for direct-to-DVD releases STARSHIP TROOPERS 3, VACANCY 2, THE GRUDGE 3 and BOONDOCK SAINTS...

CAST THIS: Dr. Strange

Posted 16 years ago

And just when I thought we were running out of superheroes to cast, we throw one more into the mix. With the Avengers, JLA and X-Men rosters all filling up, with Supes, Batman and Spidey all spoken for, it gets...

Meryl Streep to reunite with Mamma Mia director for Margaret Thatcher biopic

Posted 16 years ago

Few things set off Oscar alarms like A) biopics of historical figures and B) Meryl Streep. Combine those two things together and you’re almost sure to catch at least a handful of nominations. Such is the case with this latest...

Ice Road Truckers drift into their own movie from Max Payne’s John Moore

Posted 16 years ago

Today in absurd movie news, the History Channel’s ICE ROAD TRUCKERS show is being turned into a film likely helmed by MAX PAYNE director, John Moore. Sound ridiculous? Well here’s the pitch according to Deadline and Moore himself: They’re hatching...

Cool Videos: When District 9 meets the World Cup

Posted 16 years ago

Someone finally realized that the World Cup and DISTRICT 9 both are in the same location, South Africa, and they decided that was worth making a video about. How are soccer fans like aliens? They trash the place, don’t care...

Final Destination 5 is now 5nal Destination, seriously

Posted 16 years ago

I’m glad that the creators of the clone stamped horror series FINAL DESTINATION have a sense of humor about how ridiculous their franchise is. This is apparent with them calling the fifth film in the series 5NAL DESTINATION, which I...

First full Rango trailer is probably what peyote is like

Posted 16 years ago

What the what? I must have missed the memo on this project until yesterday, when I saw the first poster for RANGO, the Gore Verbinski/Johnny Depp animated project that has a chameleon wandering around a strange desert. I would have...

Adrien Brody not camera shy in first Experiment poster

Posted 16 years ago

There’s a brand new poster out for THE EXPERIMENT, the Adrian Brody/Forest Whitaker remake of DAS EXPERIMENT, the 2001 German film based on the infamous Stanford Prison Experiment where a group of young men were divided into prisoners and guards...

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