Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Resident Evil: Afterlife poster has Mila Jovovich soaking wet

Posted 16 years ago

There are many awesome things about this new poster for RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE, and most of them have to do with Milla Jovovich and rain. Her akimbo magnums are pretty cool too, though it seems like a downgrade from her...

The evolution of Nic Cage’s hair (updated!)

Posted 16 years ago

UPDATE: Thanks to an incredibly astute reader (cheers Mikey Mike!), we now get to see Cage’s actual mug on all of the various haircuts below. Fun times! Alright, since it’s pretty much the weekend, and most of you have already...

Lindsay Lohan gets dirty as Linda Lovelace in new posters

Posted 16 years ago

And by dirty in my title, I don’t mean like sexy hot, I mean she literally just looks kind of dirty. These “vintage”-ish posters come from TylerShields.com, and are the first shots of Lohan as ’70s porn icon Linda Lovelace...

Wayne Kramer in talks to take over Kane and Lynch

Posted 16 years ago

KANE AND LYNCH has been a puzzle to me ever since I heard about it. Of all the video games to make movies out of, why pick one that hardly anyone has heard of or liked? I guess the answer...

Grease can even make guys want to sing

Posted 16 years ago

Yeah, I’m sure I’m going to get shit for this, but I actually love GREASE. It’s one of the few movies with singing I actually enjoy, and whenever it’s on TV, I’ll always stick around and watch it to the...

Come argue about EW’s 100 greatest characters of the last 20 years

Posted 16 years ago

I’m always suspicious of any Top Whatever list over twenty five. Any more than that, and you’re pretty much throwing darts at wall. But here we are, with Entertainment Weekly counting down the best fictional characters since the magazine was...

New Jonah Hex trailer will TNT your brain

Posted 16 years ago

I’m really on the fence about JONAH HEX, and was even more so after the first trailer, but this action-packed second spot (via IGN) actually has me thinking this could be fun, that is if the film doesn’t fall off...

Cool Videos: Iron Baby will rocket his way into your heart

Posted 16 years ago

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting a whole hell of a lot from an IRON BABY viral video, but I was actually pleasantly surprised by it, hence why I thought it worth posting. It has really, really good CGI for...

New shots from Woody Allen’s Tall Dark Stranger

Posted 16 years ago

This fall Woody Allen’s latest film will debut to the delight (or horror) of cinemaphiles everywhere. Will it be another ANNIE HALL, or perhaps a SCOOP? Only time will tell, and we can just guess from what few materials we...

What the hell? Alice in Wonderland about to cross $1 billion

Posted 16 years ago

Best known as “the movie that turned me off from upconverted 3D forever,” Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND is about to cross the $1 BILLION threshold worldwide. What the…? I knew the film did well here (it made $332M), but...

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