Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Matt Damon and Emily Blunt try to change fate in first Adjustment Bureau trailer

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve heard exceptionally little about THE ADJUSMENT BUREAU, the Matt Damon/Emily Blunt thriller loosely based on a Phillip K. Dick short story. But now a trailer has debuted, and we get our first look at the adventure which is a...

Dreamworks wants Tim Burton to bring the Monsterpocalypse

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, so far this year, Tim Burton has been attached to direct SLEEPING BEAUTY for Disney, THE ADDAMS FAMILY for Universal and FRANKENWEENIE for I don’t even know who. Well, add one more to the pile, as Dreamworks wants Burton...

Evangline Lilly and Anthony Mackie to cheer on boxing robots in Real Steel

Posted 16 years ago

Are you even reading this, or are you just staring at the picture to the right? Hello? Helloo?? In any case, I better actually write something anyways for the few who actually want to hear the news here. In the...

Michael Bay banishes racist robot twins from Transformers 3

Posted 16 years ago

It seems like just yesterday I was hearing a bunch of different Transformer names and Chevy car models being thrown around as the cast of TRANSFORMERS 2, and now apparently it’s time once again to start speculation as the sequel...

Disney meets Star Wars in new ad campaign

Posted 16 years ago

Nothing quite sums up my childhood like Disney and Star Wars, and if I had kids, I’d probably totally take them down to Star Wars weekends at Disney World, as I remember it being a blast when I was younger,...

First Kane and Lynch posters at Cannes show Fox and Willis, sort of

Posted 16 years ago

Since it’s my job to consume all movie news practically the moment it happens, I rarely feel out of the loop, but I have to admit that even though I knew the video game KANE AND LYNCH had been optioned...

Meet the guy who plagiarized JoBlo.com’s entire review collection in 2010

Posted 16 years ago

The site has been buzzing the past few days with news that a UK YouTube movie reviewer had been caught plagiarizing JoBlo.com movie reviews from our own Chris Bumbray and Jimmy O, and reading them like they were his own....

Cool Videos: A pretty high quality Fallout fan film

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve said before that between THE BOOK OF ELI and THE ROAD, that’s probably the closest we’re going to get to a Fallout movie for a while, but some clever fans have taken matters into their own hands. Below you’ll...

First shot of Peter Sarsgaard shows his Green Lantern role might have gone to his head

Posted 16 years ago

Behold, the first spy shot of Peter Sarsgaard in makeup as the villainous Hector Hammond in GREEN LANTERN via IESB. Though not in costume, we get a clear look at what the literal interpretation of Hammond’s giant head will look...

Jon Favreau wants Mandarin as the villain for Iron Man 3

Posted 16 years ago

Is it too premature to start thinking about IRON MAN 3 already? Not when the new one made $133M it’s opening weekend. Sure, there’s THOR, CAPTAIN AMERICA and THE AVENGERS which will need to come first, but I have a...

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