Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Lindsay Lohan playing porn star Linda Lovelace in Inferno

Posted 16 years ago

There have been a flurry of rumors the past few days that Lindsay Lohan would be playing ’70s porn star Linda Lovelace in a new film. There are also rumors that Lindsay Lohan once snorted coke off of Paris Hilton’s...

Cool Videos: Officially sanctioned Street Fighter short film

Posted 16 years ago

I’d call this a “fan film” but when it’s being directed, produced and filmed by real Hollywood actors and insiders, I don’t think that’s the appropriate term. But Joey Ansah (Desh, from THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM) is a Street Fighter fan,...

The Dark Crystal sequel gets a pair of directors

Posted 16 years ago

Many of us remember fondly the original DARK CRYSTAL from our childhoods, and now, with a sequel on the way 28 years later, maybe we’ll get to share that magic with our kids as well. Or we’ll bitch about how...

Nightmare on Elm Street director Samuel Bayer wants you to get a life and a girlfriend

Posted 16 years ago

So I’m about to see NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET tonight for what is apparently going to be comedic value, because every review I’ve seen of the thing is pretty devastating, and it’s currently sitting at a fat 15% on Rotten...

Batman gets nasty in his porn parody trailer

Posted 16 years ago

I’m not sure what’s happened recently, but Vivid has apparently stumbled upon the fact that you can make a porn out of ANY copyrighted material, so long as you make sure it’s labeled “a parody.” Among the slew of new films...

Jonah Hex trailer will kill you with fire!

Posted 16 years ago

So as promised, here’s the full length debut trailer for JONAH HEX, and even after two and a half minutes, I’m still not sure what I think. The whole “Steampunk Western” think has me thinking naturally, of WILD WILD WEST,...

Sharlto Copley talks District 9 sequel (or prequel) plans

Posted 16 years ago

So yes, it’s true that Neil Bomkamp is doing another sci-fi project before returning to the world of DISTRICT 9, but according to star Sharlto Copley, he is definitely interested in revisiting that universe, which is convenient as the movie...

CAST THIS: Ghost Rider

Posted 16 years ago

News broke this week that a GHOST RIDER sequel was being pushed forward by Columbia because if it doesn’t get it into production soon, they’ll lose the rights to the character all together. But the problem is, with a rush...

Warner Bros. greenlights Starman for his own superhero film

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, so I have a decent amount of geek cred built up over the last twenty years or so, but even I had to look up Starman to know anything about him to write this story. According to Pajiba, Warners...

Bill Murray annoyed by your Ghostbusters 3 questions, calls it a myth

Posted 16 years ago

It was just a few weeks ago that Dan Aykroyd called Bill Murray and told him to “stop acting like a jerk” in regards to GHOSTBUSTERS 3, but it appears Mr. Murray did not get the memo, and his emphatic,...

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