Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Kal Penn quits White House gig and starts work on Harold and Kumar 3

Posted 16 years ago

Did you know that Kal “just because you’re hung like a horse doesn’t mean you have to do porn” Penn actually has an official position in the Obama administration? That’s right, for the last year he’s been “associate director of...

New Expendables trailer to explode your face off!

Posted 16 years ago

I’m hard pressed to think of a past film that can rival THE EXPENDABLES‘ pure amount of testosterone per square inch, and honestly I think this just might be the manliest movie ever made. What can I ever say about...

Oh good, a new Twilight book being written

Posted 16 years ago

There’s going to be another Twilight book, and therefore I predict an inevitable new TWILIGHT movie to add onto the pile of ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN part I and II. It’s called THE SECOND SHORT LIFE OF BREE TANNER, and...

Chris Evans imagined by fans as Captain America

Posted 16 years ago

Right after the news of Ryan Reynolds being Green Lantern broke, there were quickly some pretty damn good photoshop jobs of what fans thought he would look like in costume. Well now that Captain America has been cast, the same...

The final Iron Man 2 poster is here, for real this time

Posted 16 years ago

Last week I showed you the final (as I found out later, international) poster for IRON MAN 2, which I bemoaned because of its poor photoshopping and Xbox-ish feel to it. I hoped that the domestic final one-sheet would be...

Ron Weasley grows up fast in new Cherrybomb trailer

Posted 16 years ago

Rupert Grint has come a long way from the tiny ginger sidekick he played in the first HARRY POTTER movie. He’s evolved into a full grown ginger sidekick now by the sixth film, but as the Potter saga is drawing...

The Uma Thurman movie so bad it made 130 dollars

Posted 16 years ago

There’s an article over at The Guardian right now which details the tragic and rather interesting story behind how a movie managed to make £88 its opening weekend in England, setting the all-time record for the lowest grossing film in...

Tom Hanks shows us his entire Larry Crowne cast

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve been wondering just what the hell Tom Hanks has been up to lately besides growing his hair out for unnecessary DA VINCI CODE sequels. Well in addition to his new show, The Pacific, premiering on HBO, he’s directing and...

Thor’s costumes said to be “straight up medieval future tech looking”

Posted 16 years ago

I suppose it depends how much you want to trust “IndustryKiller,” a commenter over at AICN, but his rather lengthy “why would you make this up” description of THOR’s costumes seems to be in line with scattered other reports we’ve...

Rachel Weisz might be James Bond’s next villain?

Posted 16 years ago

The good folks at Cinema Blend are cautiously reporting on some info from one of their most reliable sources that Rachel Weisz is in talks to get onboard BOND 23. Weisz is friends with Daniel Craig (they just filmed a...

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