Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Roland Emmerich destroying the world with Shakespeare?

Posted 16 years ago

Famed catastrophe composer Roland Emmerich has chosen his next project, and it’s not what you’d think. It’s a period drama called ANONYMOUS about how Shakespeare’s plays might have been written by a 17th century Earl. Even stranger, it appears the...

CAST THIS: Lion-O

Posted 16 years ago

OK, so there wasn’t a whole hell of a lot of news to work with this week about upcoming films I could be casting in this column, so I’m going to go with this post, where I gave you the...

Paranormal Activity 2 director shortlist contains quite a surprise

Posted 16 years ago

Paramount certainly isn’t half-assing PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 these days. After Lionsgate pulled a contractual trump card on SAW’s Kevin Greutert, the studio has been searching for a new director for the low-budget horror sequel, and one name on their newest...

What if Buzz Lightyear was a real astronaut?

Posted 16 years ago

Because I’ve got no more new TOY STORY 3 characters to debut for you today, I want to show you this excellent picture created by CG master artist Raoni Nery. It’s Buzz Lightyear, rendered as an actual human instead of...

Paramount’s Captain America shortlist full of relative unknowns

Posted 16 years ago

Deadline claims they’ve gotten their hands on the shortlist for the lead in CAPTAIN AMERICA, and that many of these wish list picks have actually been tested within the past day or so. The common thread through the group seems...

Absolutely incredible BAFTA Best Picture nominee posters

Posted 16 years ago

There are movie posters, and then there are movie posters. These five excellent pieces from illustrator Tavis Coburn were commissioned by the BAFTA for their awards show, and I have to say, I’m pretty stunned by them. They feature BAFTA...

Speedy Gonzales getting his own non-racist movie

Posted 16 years ago

I don’t think I’ve seen a good live action/animated hybrid kids movie since SPACE JAM, but I’ll be damned if Hollywood isn’t going to keep crapping them out ever since ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS made an unholy amount of money....

BAFTA winners list dominated by Hurt Locker, Brits

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve been recently reminded that the BAFTA’s were this weekend, and so I bring to you the complete list of winners from the British award show below. THE HURT LOCKER stormed its competition with six wins, and British actors Colin...

Meet three new characters from Toy Story 3

Posted 16 years ago

The quest to reveal all fourteen new characters from TOY STORY 3 rolls on, and today we’ve got three more for your viewing pleasure. There’s a stuffed Unicorn, which I can’t say I remember from the trailer. There’s a purple...

Isla Fisher wants to Kiss and Tell

Posted 16 years ago

My second favorite redhead in Hollywood (after Amy Adams of course) has just landed a new starring role a “high-concept” romantic comedy called KISS AND TELL. I’m slowly learning that “high-concept” means “super-powers” in the comedy genre, like the high-concept...

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