Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Kirsten Dunst Turning Japanese in insane McG-directed music video

Posted 16 years ago

My shift is about to end here, but I can’t leave without posting this video, which is without a doubt, one of the most WTF things I believe I’ve ever seen. What you’re about to witness is a video commissioned by artist...

Taylor Lautner lands yet another starring role in Abduction

Posted 16 years ago

Good lord, OK, so let me get this straight. Taylor Lautner is either in talks or set to star in: ECLIPSE/BREAKING DAWN PTS I & II – As the werewolf shirtless loverboy we all know him as now. MAX STEEL...

Marlon Wayans talks about what it takes to be Richard Pryor

Posted 16 years ago

The LA Times has just published a rather long profile of Marlon Wayans who is set to play famed comedian Richard Pryor in an upcoming biopic which starts shooting in the fall. It seemed like a puzzling casting choice to...

Natalie Portman looking for some Best Buds

Posted 16 years ago

Natalie Portman. Movies. Weed. For some, this describes possibly the three best things in life, and if you share that sentiment, prepare to be excited for BEST BUDS, a new stoner-road trip comedy that Portman is both producing and starring...

New Prince of Persia featurette shows you how to make an epic

Posted 16 years ago

I’m frankly a bit surprised we haven’t seen a couple more trailers for PRINCE OF PERSIA at this point, as it’s coming out in a little over two months, but this new featurette from IGN, filled with a decent amount...

Damon and Affleck reteaming for Yankees sex scandal drama?

Posted 16 years ago

After getting a first look deal with Warner Bros. recently, details are already coming to light about what Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s next project might be. Deadline is reporting that it’s THE TRADE, the true story of two Yankees...

Another non-DVD American Pie movie in the works?

Posted 16 years ago

After the AMERICAN PIE series went from being a moderately amusing trilogy of films ten years ago to a string of straight-to-DVD softcore porn flicks meant for thirteen year olds, it seemed unlikely the franchise would ever rise back to...

New God of War III trailer will make you want to disembowel a unicorn

Posted 16 years ago

In my ongoing effort to prove I’m not an Xbox fanboy, I give to you this supremely awesome trailer for GOD OF WAR III, the game that does in fact make me sad I don’t own a PS3. This new...

CAST THIS: Snake Plissken

Posted 16 years ago

Ah man, I never look forward to recasting an iconic movie role, especially this one, but I go where the winds of news take me, and this week, we heard word from Allan Loeb about a reboot of ESCAPE FROM...

First Tekken stills show surprisingly literal character translations

Posted 16 years ago

I’m really pulling for TEKKEN to be the absolute best, worst movie it can be, and judging by this latest batch of stills, I think we’re on the right track. io9 has a whole gallery of new pics from the...

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