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The most disturbing Twilight product I’ve seen to date

In the little more than a year since TWILIGHT came out, I’ve seen my fair share of products the film franchise has spawned. Mostly, they’re lunchboxes and backpacks and Barbie dolls, but this? This is something else entirely. I wouldn’t...
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Amanda Bynes getting a Hall Pass

I’ve long viewed Amanda Bynes as one of the last “good girl” actresses who hasn’t “gone bad.” What I mean by that is no coke habit, no leaked nude pics and no subsequent downward career spiral, despite success early on...
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Mini-Conan gets cast as well?

I never had time to write a CAST THIS column for Conan before the role went to Stargate Atlantis’ Jason Momoa, and now the same role has been cast….again! Well, sort of. Latino Review is reporting that the role of...
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Live action Avatar role playing as amazing as it sounds

You’ve heard about people being sad that Pandora and the Na’vi aren’t real, right? The 3D world so convinced them these people and places could exist, that they’re literally bummed when they exist the theater and its all make-believe. Well,...
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Tarantino wants to do a slavery spaghetti western

Once the Oscar buzz around INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS dies down, Quentin Tarantino will have the task of trying to figure out what genre he wants to reinvent next. He’s talked about doing a gangster movie in the “Pretty Boy Floyd” era,...
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First SXSW trailer for Earthling is silent, haunting

SXSW is about a month away, and we’re starting to get glimpses of what we’re going to be seeing there. One project catching eyes is Clay Liford’s EARTHLING, a low-budget indie sci-fi flick that has echoes of MOON in it....
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Madonna documenting a royal affair in W.E.

Since Lady Gaga is currently more or less our new Madonna, it appears the old Madonna has gotten a bit bored being in the tabloids because of her penchant for fighting with Guy Ritchie or (allegedly) stealing babies from Africa....
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First Centurion trailer is surprisingly epic

Neil Marshall’s CENTURION has been flying under the radar for a while now, but after watching this debut trailer for it (via IGN), I have to say it looks like it’s going to be worthwhile. The film stars Michael Fassbender,...
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