Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

New Bounty Hunter poster a Photoshop fail

Posted 17 years ago

Not content with only having one horribly designed poster, THE BOUNTY HUNTER is stepping up its game with another entry, and this one is even more baffling than the first. I was confused as to what was hard about taking...

The Three Musketeers will ride again

Posted 17 years ago

With the success of SHERLOCK HOLMES and the probable success of ROBIN HOOD, another classic band of heroes is being resurrected for the big screen. HOLMES producer Lionel Wigram is starting to collect ingredients for a THREE MUSKETEERS movie, and...

It’s a boy and his Pokemon in new How to Train Your Dragon poster

Posted 17 years ago

I’m not sure how I never made this connection before, but I’m definitely seeing a whole lot of Pokemon-ness in HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON now. I mean, look at that thing, it should be on a damn trading card...

Russell Brand to coach pee wee soccer for Warner Bros.

Posted 17 years ago

The entertainment world seems to have anointed Russell Brand some sort of huge comedy icon, after one decently memorable turn in FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL. He’s reprised that role in GET HIM TO THE GREEK, hosted two MTV award shows and...

CAST THIS: Red Skull

Posted 17 years ago

At long last, we’re finally getting some info out of the CAPTAIN AMERICA movie, which is realizing it’s got to get its shit together if it wants to come out anywhere near THOR. This week, we’ve heard that much of...

Alicia Silverstone rises from the dead for Vamps

Posted 17 years ago

Once the subject of an infinite amount of “What the hell happened to…?” conversations, Alicia Silverstone has popped back up on Hollywood’s radar as she’s set to star in the vampire romantic comedy (a term you really shouldn’t be surprised...

Penelope Cruz joining Depp in Pirates 4?

Posted 17 years ago

Man, I can’t even take two seconds to check my Google Buzz without some new story worth reporting popping up today. This however, is probably the best thing I’ve heard all day, and clearly you’ve already looked at the picture...

The elements collide in new Last Airbender theatrical trailer

Posted 17 years ago

There’s a new full-length theatrical trailer for THE LAST AIRBENDER that just made its debut on Yahoo! and as much as it pains me to say it, I think it actually looks pretty damn decent. I don’t need to go...

The Hughes brothers in talks to direct live-action Akira

Posted 17 years ago

Someone at Warner Bros. must have really liked THE BOOK OF ELI, because according to Vulture, the studio is looking at its directors, the Hughes brothers, to helm the apparently not dead live-action remake of AKIRA. Ohhh boy. The film...

Darren Aronofsky IS still on Robocop?

Posted 17 years ago

Darren, stop playing with my heartstrings! First I hear you’re bringing your surreal trippiness to ROBOCOP, then I hear you’re walking away because you’re fighting with the studio, and now I’m told you’re still attached to the project? I can’t...

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