Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Frozen trailer

Posted 17 years ago

I showed you the poster for the “OMG we’re stuck on a ski-lift!” thriller the other day, but now we’ve got a full trailer courtesy of Apple. As expected, things get uncomfortable REAL quick, but after watching, I’m just not...

Jackson’s Engines

Posted 17 years ago

The newspaper of the hometown of Peter Jackson’s Wingnut Films claims they’ve discovered what Jackson’s next film project will be, and no, the HALO movie isn’t coming back to life. But it is a bit of sci-fi, as Jackson is...

Final Crazies Poster

Posted 17 years ago

Overture Films has debuted what they’re calling their final poster for THE CRAZIES, the not-really-a-zombie horror flick where a small town’s citizens turn against each other for mysterious reasons. And with small town crazies comes small town weaponry as demonstrated...

Titans reshoots, 3D?

Posted 17 years ago

According to CLASH OF THE TITANS star and blue alien hero extraordinaire Sam Worthington, TITANS isn’t done filming quite yet, despite all the pretty footage we got to see in the trailer. Talking to Hero Complex, Worthington says the film...

Green Lantern’s lover?

Posted 17 years ago

Movie super-sleuth El Mayimbe over at Latino Review has done some sneaking around, and claims that he’s heard from his sources who the five candidates are for Hal Jordan’s (Ryan Reynold’s) love interest in GREEN LANTERN, Carol Ferris, the daughter...

Marvin Martian movie

Posted 17 years ago

I’ve been so focused on movies based off of board games and children’s toys lately, I’ve forgotten that there’s an entire stable of obscure cartoon characters left who obviously each need their own feature film. And that’s why director Alex...

Bounty Hunter trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Oh good, I was hoping I’d be the one who got to write about the trailer to go along with one of the worst movie posters of the year I saw the other day. So how does THE BOUNTY HUNTER...

Lego movie talk

Posted 17 years ago

A while ago, we brought you the thoroughly ridiculous news that a LEGO movie was being made, and now producer Dan Lin is talking to Collider about the project, and why he thinks it’s actually the best toy-based movie idea...

Thai Hangover?

Posted 17 years ago

Ever since THE HANGOVER became the new ANCHORMAN for quotable, physical comedy, sequel talk has been flying around furiously, but few details have actually come to light. But according to a source speaking to CHUD, the location of the next...

New Olympians poster

Posted 17 years ago

There’s a new poster out for PERCY JACKSON AND THE INCREDIBLY LONG TITLE I REFUSE TO WRITE, and it features Logan Lerman exhibiting his demi-god powers as presumably the bastard son of Poseidon. I actually think it’s pretty damn cool...

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