Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Cast This: Marcus Fenix

Posted 17 years ago

So we got a little bit of info on the upcoming GEARS OF WAR movie this week. It wasn’t much, as it said the film is a prequel and is “more like CLOVERFIELD or something like that,” but it’s enough...

Jump rope movie

Posted 17 years ago

Sometimes my friends and I will have debates about what we consider a sport. Golf? Yes. Ice skating? No. NASCAR? Split among party lines. But how about jump roping? Well, someone apparently thinks so, which is why Duane Adler, who...

Funeral remake trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Whoa. What the hell? I just had to hit the delete key and rewrite this entire article after I realized that this movie, DEATH AT A FUNERAL, is an African-American-ized remake of a 2007 film by Frank Oz, one that...

Tron Legacy poster

Posted 17 years ago

I was about to say that it’s been a pretty slow rollout for news, images and video for TRON: LEGACY (I sort of miss calling it TR2N), but that’s because we’re still an entire year away, as the film is...

Lynch talks Jedi

Posted 17 years ago

This is a rather interesting video about a STAR WARS urban legend that’s actually true. George Lucas was at one point talking to David Lynch about directing RETURN OF THE JEDIi. In this video, Lynch talks about his fateful meeting...

Penhall’s a Butcher

Posted 17 years ago

Only a handful of you have gotten the opportunity to see THE ROAD already, and I am not one of you unfortunately, but the adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s classic novel seems to be overwhelmingly sending out good vibrations, thanks in...

Hunter film cometh

Posted 17 years ago

In the ongoing crusade to turn every piece of media on earth that isn’t a movie, into one, we have one more adaptation to role the dice with. What’s it going to be? A book, a TV show, a board game,...

War Birds footage

Posted 17 years ago

WAR BIRDS, the unironic tale of a secret underground aerial combat society, is officially my new favorite upcoming project, due to the sheer ridiculousness of its concept. I reported on its inception yesterday, but now I actually have test footage...

Lewis’ Avatar song

Posted 17 years ago

Are you ready to hear “My Heart Will Go On” for the new millennium? The main theme for AVATAR is called “I See You” and it’s sung with conviction by Leona Lewis, though I’m left unconvinced that it’s going to...

Terminator 5, 6?

Posted 17 years ago

I feel obligated to do a bit of rumor control on this story that’s been popping up everywhere today that during the live BD commentary on the TERMINATOR SALVATION DVD, McG proclaimed that he would be making a fifth and...

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