Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Bunny and Bull trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Fans of the UK comedy troupe The Mighty Boosh will be understandably excited for THE BUNNY AND THE BULL from Boosh helmer Paul King. The film co-stars Edward Hogg and Simon Farnaby who piece together an epic cross-continent European trip...

Craven to Scream?

Posted 17 years ago

Starting out with a good old fashioned RUMOR disclaimer, “reliable sources” over at Cinema Blend have stated the Wes Craven is headed back to the director’s chair for the long-awaited new sequel to SCREAM. Craven directed all three of the...

Diesel out of XXX 3?

Posted 17 years ago

UPDATE: False. From Diesel’s publicist: “I made a few calls on this and I can tell you that it is completely not true.” So a third go-round for XXX and RIDDICK it is… This is still in the rumor stages...

Somerhalder’s Cradle

Posted 17 years ago

Voted “person most likely to play me in a movie,” Lost’s Ian Somerhalder has signed on to romantic gothic fairy tale, CRADLEWOOD. As the current star of the CW’s “Vampire Diaries,” Somerhalder is no stranger to gothic romance, but what...

Messina is a Devil

Posted 17 years ago

This is the first I’ve heard of “The Night Chronicles,” which are a series of three movies to be released over the next three years based on stories by, you guessed it, M. Night Shyamalan. The first of these is...

Bai Ling sex scenes

Posted 17 years ago

It’s an almost comically slow news day here, so I’m going to point you in the direction of a non-news related item I found amusing today. Over on Cinematical, they have one of their top seven lists, but with special...

Duhamel Has Got…?

Posted 17 years ago

No, I’m not questioning Josh Duhamel’s acting ability, WHAT’S HE GOT is the name of his latest project, promised to be a “high-concept romantic comedy” whatever the hell that means. The film is being shot by OLD HOGS and WILD...

Cast This: Bilbo Baggins

Posted 17 years ago

So with Ian McKellen talking shoot dates and returning cast members for THE HOBBIT, I figured now was as good a time as any to try and find our lead Hobbit, before real-life casting news beats me to it. He’s...

Dear John poster

Posted 17 years ago

Update: Now with heart-wrenching trailer. The only way this poster for DEAR JOHN could be pandering more to a young female crowd is if Channing Tatum was a vampire. Seriously, look at this thing. And before you even ask, of...

Favreau NOT Avenging

Posted 17 years ago

Sad news for those who hoped that Jon Favreau would bring his IRON MAN skills to the wobbily AVENGERS project still promised to happen….at some point. Talking to MTV, he confirmed that he would NOT be taking the reigns on...

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