Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Butler talks 301

Posted 17 years ago

I can safely say without a big “spoiler alert” tag, that a sequel to 300 would seem to be more or less out of the question. Very loosely based on the very real battle of 300 Spartans holding off an...

2012 sans FX

Posted 17 years ago

Have you watched any of the 2012 trailers so far and thought, “Man, I love my disaster porn, but I really wish I could just concentrate on John Cusack’s superb acting in this movie?” Well, at least one person alive...

Quixote rides again

Posted 17 years ago

Terry Gilliam’s THE MAN WHO KILLED DON QUIXOTE has been languishing in a state of perpetual un-death for a long time now, but at the DR. PARNASSUS premiere, he told Empire that the project was not only back on track,...

The Joker blogs

Posted 17 years ago

I’m not quite sure what to make of this series of fan-made videos titled “The Joker Blogs.” The premise is decidedly cool, with the “tapes” you’re viewing being the leaked sessions of interviews between Dr. Harleen Quinzel and the Joker...

Voltron movie lives

Posted 17 years ago

In the great toy movie land-grab of the late 2000’s, almost all properties have been snatched up at this point. WME has Hasbro, CAA just got Mattel and now UTA has picked up the rights to VOLTRON, and is going...

Peli in Area 51

Posted 17 years ago

With Oren Peli’s PARANORMAL ACTIVITY poised to be Paramount’s new rags-to-riches story, the man has enough clout to get funding for his next single-camera project, AREA 51. The “found footage” story follows a group of teens who sneak onto an...

Paranormal expands

Posted 17 years ago

Paramount has hit the big time with PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, the “BLAIR WITCH in a house” horror film currently selling out in theaters nationwide. And by “in theaters nationwide” I mean that the film has been playing at 12 theaters in...

Arrested is happening

Posted 17 years ago

Searching the JoBlo archives, I’ve found that we’ve done a lot of rumor reporting on the “is-it-happening?” ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT feature over the past few years, whether it’s Jason Bateman saying “full steam ahead” or Michael Cera countering with “not so...

MWF2 Infamy trailer

Posted 17 years ago

No, this isn’t specifically movie related, but what has two thumbs and doesn’t care? This guy! That joke doesn’t work as well on the internet… Anyways, this new “Modern Warfare 2” trailer titled “Infamy” is probably one of the most...

Neeson as Zeus

Posted 17 years ago

From Entertainment Weekly, we now have our first look at Liam Neeson as Zeus in the upcoming CLASH OF THE TITANS, and it’s probably not the thunder god you were expecting. No flowing white hair and toga here, Neeson’s Zeus...

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