Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

2012 posters

Posted 17 years ago

Are you pumped for Roland Emmerich’s disaster porn opus 2012? Yeah, I can’t really say I am either, but as a purely visual exercise I expect it to be spectacular. I’m going to just try and ignore all the parts...

Salvation dir. cut

Posted 17 years ago

Of the many problems that plagued McGs TERMINATOR SALVATION, I never found myself saying “Needs more sex! Needs more violence!” But in case those were two of your chief complaints, the MPAA has just rated the director’s cut of the...

Hendricks gets Life

Posted 17 years ago

Hallelujah, finally someone realized that “Mad Men” and “Firefly” hottie Christina Hendricks needs some mainstream exposure outside the small screen. She’s just signed on for a new project, Warner Bros’ romance flick LIFE AS WE KNOW IT. “(The) project, penned...

Heathers for TV?

Posted 17 years ago

Fox, Sony TV, let me ask you a question, how the hell are you going to make a HEATHERS TV show? When the plot of the movie was a not-so-secret duo of killers offing popular kids left and right, how...

3rd Zombieland spot

Posted 17 years ago

The international market has started seeing this new trailer for ZOMBIELAND, which deftly combines the first two trailers you’ve already seen with a bit of great new footage and a voiceover from Jesse Eisenberg. The best line in this one?...

Jolie Wanted back

Posted 17 years ago

Alright, I’m going to have to go ahead and preface this with a big ‘ol SPOILERS label concerning the original WANTED. Got it? Good. So as most of us know, at the end of WANTED, Angelina Jolie’s Fox took and...

Jen’s Body Int’l

Posted 17 years ago

Here’s what’s presumably one of the final posters for Megan Fox’s demonic, comedic, cannibalism thriller JENNIFER’S BODY. It’s in Spanish, but even to the layman, it’s not exactly hard to deduce what “No es mala…es diabolica!” might mean. And no,...

New Avatar scans

Posted 17 years ago

AVATAR is the star of the upcoming print edition of Empire, and MarketSaw has gotten their hands on a few of the scans from the issues, showcasing never-before-seen looks at the Na’vi, and most notably, Sigourney Weaver’s blue-skinned alter-ego. One...

Legal movie downloads

Posted 17 years ago

No, this isn’t our per usual info about a specific film release, rather, this is news that effects the film industry as a whole. Today, four major studios have joined up to make a significant step forward in digital distribution...

Bitch Slap pics

Posted 17 years ago

Do you like girls kicking ass, but don’t feel like waiting around for Zack Snyder’s SUCKER PUNCH? Well then BITCH SLAP just might be for you. Bloody Disgusting got a hold of a bunch of high-res stills from the film,...

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