Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Legion redband trailer

Posted 17 years ago

In the future, God gets pissed off at humanity for some reason or another, and decides he’s going to send his legion of angels to destroy earth. Because you know, a meteor or a flood would just be too convenient....

Amelia poster

Posted 17 years ago

Take a look at the first poster for Hilary Swank’s AMELIA, where she’s about to learn a valuable lesson about playing chicken with a plane on a runway. Or while standing on the ocean. Or in heaven. I definitely worked...

Blair Witch 3?

Posted 17 years ago

It’s been just over a decade since THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT hit theaters and created two firmly entrenched opinion camps of “brilliant” and “stupid.” I favor the former, and see the film as a classic of the genre, despite its...

Gent. Broncos poster

Posted 17 years ago

Have you been severely lacking in offbeat indie comedy for a while now? Well Jared Hess hears you, and that’s why he’s back for the third time (after NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and NACHO LIBRE) to bring you GENTLEMAN BRONCOS. Here’s a...

Orson Welles teaser

Posted 17 years ago

Zac Efron is growing up. It seems like just yesterday I was watching him flashdance on a golf course on the Disney Channel, but now here he is wearing big boy clothes in a real, live feature film. Yes, he...

I, Frankenstein art

Posted 17 years ago

Death Ray Films has taken to a myriad of sites around the web to get the word out about their new feature film, I, FRANKENSTEIN, helmed by Patrick Tatopoulos and based on the comic by UNDERWORLD creator, Kevin Grevioux. The...

Full Astro trailer

Posted 17 years ago

The full-length trailer for ASTRO BOY has just debuted, courtesy of MSN. It’s our first real look at the plot of the film, which follows the boy robot on his quest to destroy much larger robots while escaping capture and...

Farrell’s Ondine pics

Posted 17 years ago

The first few shots from Colin Farrell’s mermaid film, ONDINE, have just surfaced. Yes, you read that correctly. Mermaid film. The story is a supposed to be a “lyrical modern fairy tale” (any English majors care to translate?) where the...

Cheadle on War Machine

Posted 17 years ago

I believe I speak for nearly everyone when I say that the highlight of the five minutes worth of leaked footage of IRON MAN 2 was War Machine. Even though we only saw him for about two-thirds of a second,...

Kubrick’s last lives?

Posted 17 years ago

You usually only see post-mortem releases coming from rappers, but Stanley Kubrick always was one to defy tradition. His family has begun talking about bringing his last, unfinished film to the big screen, and they even know who they want...

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