Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Amy Adams being sought for English remake of The Orphanage

Posted 15 years ago

It literally seems a day can’t go by without me reporting on some sort of reboot or remake, but few are as upsetting as this one is to me. Not only is THE ORPHANAGE one of my favorite horror films...

Cool Videos: Don Cheadle’s Captain Planet

Posted 15 years ago

A few weeks ago, we heard the news that a live action CAPTAIN PLANET movie was going forward. It wasn’t a terribly big surprise, considering everything we used to watch as a kid is now getting its own feature film...

Coen Brothers’ next film gets a title and description

Posted 15 years ago

The last time we wrote something about the Coen brothers, it was February and we were reporting that the duo was working on a “full-on horror script.” That may have been true, but it turns out that’s not going to...

Stephen King and Spielberg teaming up for Under the Dome Showtime series

Posted 15 years ago

It’s not quite movie news, but when Steven Spielberg and Stephen King team up, it should probably interest a few. His DARK TOWER series may never get the film or TV treatment, but another of King’s more recent series is...

Hugh Jackman and giant robot ready to go a few rounds in Real Steel poster

Posted 15 years ago

It’s hard to remember the last time I was this skeptical of a movie’s premise, but I suppose I can’t be anything but surprised if REAL STEEL actually turns out to be good. Fighting robots is one thing, but boxing...

The Grudge is the latest horror franchise to get a reboot

Posted 15 years ago

As we’ve seen with SPIDER-MAN, the spool down times for a series to qualify to be able to be rebooted is getting shorter and shorter, and now, a mere seven years after the American version of the film came out,...

Don’t worry, Catwoman does have ears, sort of

Posted 15 years ago

There was much fuss about Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman DARK KNIGHT RISES costume, or lack thereof, when it was first revealed in an official photo a few weeks ago. The issues were that it didn’t look enough like an actual costume,...

Beyonce’s pregnancy reveal might delay Clint Eastwood’s A Star is Born

Posted 15 years ago

Because the MTV VMAs are still desperately trying to create headlines after all these years, they somehow talked Beyonce into revealing that she was pregnant on stage thanks to a very visible belly. Well that’s great news for when my...

Two new mechs spotted on the set of Prometheus

Posted 15 years ago

We don’t often get very much out of Ridley Scott’s secretive PROMETHEUS, so we have to make do with what little we can uncover. The intrepid spy team over at AlienPrequelNews.com (how many of these fan sites do you think...

Al Pacino thanks rappers for keeping Scarface relevant

Posted 15 years ago

Brian De Palma’s Scarface might be a pretty divisive film (I’m personally a fan), but it’s experienced something over the last few decades its creators didn’t envision. The film has become a cult icon for the rap community, with clothes,...

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