Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Cool Videos: The Office Space Musical

Posted 16 years ago

There are many films that seem like they’d lend themselves well to the stage, and actually, now that I think about it, Office Space could be one of them. Comedy, drama, and easy to build sets. Sure, why the hell...

Another Focking trailer for Little Fockers

Posted 16 years ago

Despite ZOOLANDER 2 still taking a decade to get here, we’re already up to our third FOCKERS movie, which took a mildly funny original film and stretched the concept into a trilogy that makes far more money than it deserves....

A Rubik’s Cube movie, yup, a Rubik’s Cube movie

Posted 16 years ago

There seems to be some kind of competition going on in Hollywood to make a movie out of the most inane thing imaginable. Recent entries have been a Taylor Lautner STRETCH ARMSTRONG movie and a Pierre Morel helmed OUIJA BOARD...

Michael J. Basset talks his nightmarish vision for Silent Hill 2

Posted 16 years ago

Of all the video games that have the potential to be good movies, I’d say the Silent Hill series stands at the top of the list. The games (most of them) were exercises in atmospheric, psychological horror, and that seems...

Cool Videos: On top of the world for MI:4

Posted 16 years ago

Good lord, I’m not afraid of heights, but even I got dizzy watching this video. It’s taken by a MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL stuntmant on location in Dubai where they’re filming a stunt that has Ethan Hunt jumping off the...

Bruce Willis teaming with (sigh) Paul Walker and 50 Cent for Set Up

Posted 16 years ago

Damnit Bruce Willis, I thought you were learning your lesson. After THE EXPENDABLES and RED, I thought maybe you were getting your action movie career back on track, but now you’re enlisting with Paul Walker and 50 Cent for a...

New Tron: Legacy trailer has the most plot and action yet

Posted 16 years ago

I’m getting a wee bit exhausted with the sheer volume of TRON promotional stuff I see (and post) on the internet practically every day, but I’ll take a brand new full length trailer over a new character poster any day....

Katee Sackohoff and Chad Michael Murray to get Haunted in Georgia

Posted 16 years ago

I remember THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT for one reason only, that poster where that damn kid vomits up a plastic bag. I did NOT know that the film went on to be #1 at the box office its opening weekend,...

David Duchovny says X-Files 3 is currently being written

Posted 16 years ago

Update: Latino Review is saying something got lost in translation, and there is no script confirmed for the project as of yet. But the point still stands about whether or not there’s interest in this I guess. So a year...

Feud of the Week: Jessica Alba vs. Screenwriters

Posted 16 years ago

On the top of “actors who get by on their looks” lists the world over sits Jessica Alba, a pretty face and a banging body, but an actress that isn’t in danger of winning any Oscars any time soon. But...

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