Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Mad Men’s Matthew Weiner gets a cast and plot for his film debut, You Are Here

Posted 16 years ago

Mad Men is many people’s favorite show on the air right now, because of its effortless style, charming dialogue, and gorgeous cast. You would think that creator Matthew Weiner would bring a similar level of class to his first feature...

Ong Bak 3 teaser trailer makes its bone-cracking debut

Posted 16 years ago

I can’t think of a more disjointed and f*cked up trilogy than the ONG BAK series. The first film was a masterpiece of martial arts mayhem, turning Tony Jaa into household name. A sequel was welcome, and expected. But with...

Danny DeVito to speak for the trees in The Lorax

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, so I wasn’t terribly enthused about the prospect of THE LORAX being turned into an animated feature, but with this latest announcement, I’m actually on board. Danny DeVito will voice the The Lorax himself, the little dude who speaks...

Steven Spielberg’s next film confirmed as Robopocalypse!

Posted 16 years ago

Steven Spielberg has made up his mind on the next project he will direct. With WAR HORSE and TIN TIN in post-production, Spielberg will return to sci-fi with ROBOPOCAYLPSE. We’ve mentioned that he’s been eying the project for a while...

Creepy ass website debuts to promote Black Swan

Posted 16 years ago

Most people’s most anticipated lists right now, including my own, have Darren Aronofsky’s BLACK SWAN near the top. Not just for its promised Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman sex scene, but because it’s supposed to be an intense, dark and moving psychological...

CAST THIS: Pinhead

Posted 16 years ago

Yes, it’s been awhile since we’ve done a cast this column, because frankly, there hasn’t been a lot of options to choose from. But we’re back with a new one today as a classic franchise is being rebooted. Yeah, yeah,...

Bryan Singer gets greenlight on Jack the Giant Killer, wants Aaron Johnson

Posted 16 years ago

What’s Bryan Singer going to be up to after handing off X-MEN: FIRST CLASS to Matthew Vaughn? Well, apparently he’s stepping outside the box for a dark re-telling of the Jack and the Beanstalk fable called JACK THE GIANT KILLER....

Transformers: The Dark of the Moon plot detailed with book synopsis

Posted 16 years ago

Well it gave us the subtitle, and now the book adaptation of TRANSFORMERS: THE DARK OF THE MOON is telling us the story as well, at least part of it. What’s going to motivate the giant robots to crash into...

Red band Phillip Morris trailer showcases Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor’s crazy love affair

Posted 16 years ago

Yup, I’m 2 for 2 in gay-themed stories today so far, but this story is a far cry from mind-controlled slave on slave action in space, rather this is a new red band trailer for Jim Carrey’s I LOVE YOU...

New leaked Alien prequel plot details feature far more gay sex than anticipated

Posted 16 years ago

If I read these new plot details casually in a link someone sent to me claiming it was “inside info,” I might have scoffed at it. But when Fox steps in to remove said details, it might be worth as...

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