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Favorite Movies: Star Wars, The Shining, Clerks, Back to the Future, Detroit Rock read more City, Gremlins, The Jerk, A Clockwork Orange, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski, Man on the Moon, UHF, District 9, The Artist, Beetlejuice, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan,The Toxic Avenger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Yellow Submarine, and Pink Floyd's The Wall

Likes: Getting drunk, tocar la guitarra, the company of a beautiful woman, read more blowing a whole paycheck on DVD's, "Breaking Bad", In-n-Out burger, simply walking into Mordor, pulling the pieces back together, Michelangelo, Robert Williams, Josh Homme, Tool, Radiohead, The Beatles... oh, and boobs.

Horror Movie Hotties: Cyborg 2 (1993)

Posted 11 years ago

With EX MACHINA clunking its way into theaters this weeked, now's as good a time as any to look back at other flicks featuring eery robots and uncomfortable suspense. CYBORG 2 may consider itself more of a sci-fi-action-thriller with creepy robots,...

Horror Movie Hotties: Home Sweet Hell (2015)

Posted 11 years ago

If you're curious to see Katherine Heigl in a similar light as some of her former colleagues, apparently, you might want to check out HOME SWEET HELL, in which she plays the stern, manipulative and all around insane wife of Patrick Wilson. The...

Horror Movie Hotties: Fright Night (2011)

Posted 11 years ago

Today's horror hottie clip comes from the not-so-terrible monster remake FRIGHT NIGHT (2011), and features Sandra Vergara and her thong-clad behind. I personally admire this hottie quite a bit, and not just for her awesome body, but also because she...

Horror Movie Hotties: Ghost of Goodnight Lane (2014)

Posted 11 years ago

Today's moment of horror hotness comes courtesy of model/actress Christine Bently (not to be confused with Canadian news anchor Christine Bentley, whose bio is much easier to find online, as I've come to find out). GHOST OF GOODNIGHT LANE may appear...

Horror Movie Hotties: Leprechaun: Origins (2014)

Posted 11 years ago

If you survived St. Patrick's Day, you must've worn leprechaun repellent, because otherwise Warwick Davis would've devoured your soul by now. For horror fans of all kinds, it's hard not to have a soft spot for the terribly enjoyable LEPRECHAUN,...

Horror Movie Hotties: Hollow Man (2000)

Posted 11 years ago

Only Paul Verhoeven, director of SHOWGIRLS, could take the concept of a classic cinematic monster and turn him into a giant pervert. That's essentially what you'll get with a viewing of HOLLOW MAN, although you should probably be aware of...

Horror Movie Hotties: Death Race 2 (2010)

Posted 11 years ago

Whatever way you swing it, Lauren Cohan is a major hottie in the horror business. Of course, most of us know the deliciously English girl for her many years on THE WALKING DEAD, but today we have a treat from...

Horror Movie Hotties: Bloody Birthday (1981)

Posted 11 years ago

I don't know about you, but I've been celebrating a lot of bloody birthdays this month. Not that it's all bad, but it get exhausting. What is it with months like November, April and June that seem to be magnets...

Horror Movie Hotties: The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Posted 11 years ago

From time to time, what looks like a typically formulated horror film will completely surpass your expectations in the best way possible, and THE CABIN IN THE WOODS in definitely one of those movies. Co-written by Joss Whedon and directed...

Horror Movie Hotties: The Hills Run Red (2009)

Posted 12 years ago

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe any horror film, no matter how bad, should be promised a theatrical release so long as it contains a nude scene with the likes of Sophie Monk. That should be enough to warrant more...

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