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Favorite Movies: Star Wars, The Shining, Clerks, Back to the Future, Detroit Rock read more City, Gremlins, The Jerk, A Clockwork Orange, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski, Man on the Moon, UHF, District 9, The Artist, Beetlejuice, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan,The Toxic Avenger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Yellow Submarine, and Pink Floyd's The Wall

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Horror Movie Hotties: The Shallows (2016)

Posted 9 years ago

You have to admit THE SHALLOWS (which was just released on Blu-ray) was a pretty solid concept for a film about captivity. Typically, movies about being "stuck" in one location often take place indoors in order to achieve that feeling of isolation....

Horror Movie Hotties: Dracula 2000 (2000)

Posted 10 years ago

When we entered the new millenium 16 years ago, for some reason movie studios saw it as an opportunity to make a bunch of unnecessary reboots and slap "2000" on the title. This led to the developement of such features as GODZILLA 2000,...

Horror Movie Hotties: Mine Games (2012)

Posted 10 years ago

You may remember the following Horror Movie Hottie as one of the few good things about the FIRDAY THE 13TH reboot, and if not, treat yourself. Julianna Guill is her name, and being one of the most criminally underrated babes in...

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Horror Movie Hotties: Freaks of Nature (2015)

Posted 10 years ago

You may recall having heard a little whisper about a horror-comedy film called THE KITCHEN SINK, which would bring zombies, vampires and aliens into the same neighborhood in order for hilarity to ensue. Well, the movie has just recently been released...

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Horror Movie Hotties: Imaginary Friend (2012)

Posted 10 years ago

Let’s face it. Everyone had an imaginary friend during some point of their childhood (or at least my imaginary friends did). You can always count on them to be there to cheer you up, have your back, or cheer you...

Horror Movie Hotties: All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

Posted 10 years ago

Just now, some of you are facing the horrific truth that football season is over (for at least another couple weeks), and you've still yet to purchase your significant pillow other a Velentine's Day gift. There aren't very many competetive sports that...

Horror Movie Hotties: New Year’s Evil (1980)

Posted 10 years ago

Just about any holiday celebrated on a massive scale can serve as a chilling horror movie backdrop, but New Year's Eve is one that's severely underrated. As spooky as Halloween can be with its costumes and diabetes, most people are...

Horror Movie Hotties: Decoys 2 (2007)

Posted 10 years ago

It's Christmas Eve, folks, and nothing screams "holiday cheer" like a sex scene that ends with snow covered in blood. St. Nick must be looking out for us, because that's exactly what we have in store today. Evil aliens, especially...

Horror Movie Hotties: Rest Stop (2006)

Posted 10 years ago

When it comes to creating an homage to cult slasher flicks that's potentially grainy and cheap-looking, it's a dangerous game to play. Few gindhouse-inspired, "bad fo bad sake" horror gems actually turn out to be gems, and John Shiban's REST STOP wasn't...

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Horror Movie Hotties: Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Posted 11 years ago

Large sums of people are itching to see JURASSIC WORLD this weekend, bringing along their Jurassic Smash Blizzards® and Barbasol shaving cream cans. With all this anticipation, I felt obligated to search for a nice “hot” clip from a film involving DNA-altered dinosaurs. Sadly,...

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