Horror Movie Hotties: All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

By Salacious Crumb

Posted 10 years ago

Last Updated on July 22, 2021

Just now, some of you are facing the horrific truth that football season is over (for at least another couple weeks), and you've still yet to purchase your significant ~~pillow~~ other a Velentine's Day gift. There aren't very many competetive sports that are universally celebrated all 365 days a year, unless, of course, you qualify cheerleading. Not only has this athletic activity inspired its own genre of film (mainly aimed at teens), which is also occasionally, almost perfectly blended with horror. One of the latest examples is the straight-forwardly titled ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE, from the duo of directors behind MAY and I KNOW WHO KILLED ME. This movie may be up your alley if you enjoy watching your high school self being seduced, then mutilated by gorgeous gals like Reanin Johannink. Naturally, this clip includes some nudity and has been deemed NSFW, so click that image below to behold the pom poms in all their magnificent glory.

ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2013)

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Favorite Movies: Star Wars, The Shining, Clerks, Back to the Future, Detroit Rock read more City, Gremlins, The Jerk, A Clockwork Orange, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski, Man on the Moon, UHF, District 9, The Artist, Beetlejuice, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan,The Toxic Avenger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Yellow Submarine, and Pink Floyd's The Wall

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