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Simple Life horror film?

While this in fact is not about that 80 pound hoe bag Paris Hilton, it is about her show THE SIMPLE LIFE; or to be more specific the director of THE SIMPLE LIFE: SEASON 2 and his next horror film....
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No Right Turn slide show

That’s right folks it’s a good ole fashioned slide show, much like the ones shown in health class when you were in high school. Except now when you get that embarrassing hard on, you don’t have to hide it from...
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New House stills!

I don’t know what it is about the mask that the mofo in the pic above is wearing, but it’s really pretty freaky. Something about the lack of features and the re-enforcement of anonymity gives me the heebie-jeebies. (What the...
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Beneath pictures

Okay, maybe I’m a little slow on the uptake but when did MTV start churning out horror films. I mean I understand that it was only a matter of time, especially with so many slasher’s geared toward the teen and...
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SAW IV poster!

The boys over at Movieweb have somehow scooped up the latest promo poster for SAW IV (seen above) and I must say that I’m just slightly disappointed. I’m not a huge fan of the SAW  franchise, although I really dug...
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Ghost Month site up

Even though the official synopsis for the film GHOST MONTH seems thin (supernatural-thriller, based on the Chinese 7th Month, known as “Ghost Month”) and the voice over for the trailer is wildly amusing (Reminds me of the guy who did...
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30 Days of Night trailer!

Well the verdict is in folks, (and by verdict I mean me drooling on my keyboard) the trailer for 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (which is now online) looks so f**king cool that I’m nearly speechless. When I heard rumblings that...
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Some new NECA’s

It’s been a while since we’ve heard much from our favorite horror toy maker’s NECA, so it was nice to find that they’ve been hard at work creating yet more figurines that I can display in my room and help...
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Gimme Skelter trailer

When I read the story earlier today over at Horrormovies.ca about the trailer for the film GIMME SKELTER I immediately dismissed it. A film about a group of serial killers led by someone who may actually be the offspring of...
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Sick Nurses site online

I first told ya’ll about SICK NURSES when the spine tingling trailer popped up online. Filled with gorgeous Thai women and followed by extremely creepy imagery, the SICK NURSES trailer scared me so bad that my spleen ruptured while trying...
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