Tim Goernert

45 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Stalag 17, Big read more trouble in Little China, The Thing, Aliens, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Time Bandits, The Sixth Sense, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, Almost Famous, The Terminator, The Departed, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth, 300

Likes: My wife Lisa, my daughter Madison Quinn and my ninja cat read more Hudson. All Movies, Texas Hold'Em, Fishing, Cooking, Paintball, Volleyball, Art and drinking beers with my buddies

Review: Spider-Man 3

Posted 19 years ago

Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is back for a third time webslinging into action. There is a lot happening this time around; life is good for Spider-Man, the city loves him and crime is down. Mary Jane is on Broadway and...

Review: The Condemned

Posted 19 years ago

An uber-successful TV producer handpicks a bunch of death row convicts from around the world to participate in a “fight ‘till the death” (cue STAR TREK fighting music) in an attempt to win their freedom. Oh yeah, the event is...

Review: Perfect Stranger

Posted 19 years ago

After the gruesome death of her childhood friend, an investigative reporter goes undercover as a temp at an elite advertising agency (packed with hotties) in the hopes of bringing down the killer, who just happens to be the President of...

Review: Grindhouse

Posted 19 years ago

Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino re-create the exploitative movies of the old 60’s and 70’s “Grindhouse” experience where excessive gore, violence and sex were welcomed and expected. The first story, PLANET TERROR, begins with a small town, in a fight-for-your-life...

Review: The Lookout

Posted 19 years ago

Back in the day, Chris Pratt had it all. He was popular, had a rich family, was the town jock and had a hot girlfriend until one day, an avoidable car wreck took it all away. Trying to pick up...

Review: Shooter

Posted 19 years ago

An ex-elite sniper living in the mountains is convinced to climb back behind the rifle, so to speak, and “consult” with government officials regarding a possible threat on the President’s life. From there, he’s framed, goes on the run à...

Review: Reign Over Me

Posted 19 years ago

A dentist/family man named Alan Johnson has the perfect life: a good job, a beautiful caring wife and two perfect daughters. Consumed with his dental practice and trying to make his wife happy, he begins to withdraw from everyone. Bottom...

Review: TMNT

Posted 19 years ago

Our four favorite ninja turtles are back in action and in CGI!!! Since the defeat of the Shredder, the gang has been growing apart. Splinter sends Leonardo away to find himself in the hopes that this will make him a...

Review: Premonition

Posted 19 years ago

A stay at home mom’s picture perfect life crumbles apart when she finds out that her husband is killed in a tragic car accident. She realizes this tragic event is a premonition as she begins to re-live the final days...

Review: 300

Posted 19 years ago

Based on the epic graphic novel by Frank Miller, 300 is the story of the incredible Battle of Thermopylae where King Leonidas leads 300 of his mightiest Spartans to fight against Xerxes and hordes of his Persian army. One big...

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