Bauer is back!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Here’s an interesting little item: Back in the 80s and 90s there was s scream queen named Michelle Bauer, who I certainly remember but maybe you don’t (fans of Joe Bob Briggs will know who she is). She wasn’t a scream queen like say, Jamie Lee Curtis. No, this lady put her LIFE into screaming, starring in around 100 direct-to-late night cable or video flicks. Some titles that may ring a bell or two: EVIL TOONS, NIGHTMARE SISTERS, DINOSAUR ISLAND, and the ever amazing

SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA. Yes that’s the name of a movie, and yes I’ve seen it more than once.

Apparently she shot a flick entitled BLACK REIGN in the early 90s that either never got released or came out under a different name. Whatever the case, Michelle has come out of retirement (is there a retirement home in Florida for 80s horror chicks?) to film brand new scenes that will be thrust into the existing movie. In addition, a new ending is being whipped up.

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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