Check out the old school 8-bit video game for The Expendables!

By Jake Dee

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

As if seeing Sly, Bruce, Arnie, Rourke, Lundgren, Couture, Li, Austin, Crews and Roberts wasn’t enough to sate our need for all things action, it appears a cool little 8-bit videogame has been created over at the official Facebook page for the flick. It’s vintage arcade style…so all y’all with a hankering for 80s nostalgia…get the f*ck down with this shite pronto!

For some reason, I wasn’t able to play the damn thing, so I can’t really give you the skinny on all the game play deets. You’ll just have to go in blind and do your best…then report back here with your results. I mean it!

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THE EXPENDABLES follows Barney Ross (Stallone), a man with nothing to lose. Fearless and void of emotion, he is the leader, the sage and the strategist of this tight-knit band of men who live on the fringe. His only attachment is to his pickup truck, his seaplane and his team of loyal modern-day warriors. His is a true cynic who describes what he does as removing those hard to get at stains. The team behind him is made up of Lee Christmas, former SAS and a savant with anything that has a blade; Yin Yang, a master at close-quarter combat; Hale Caesar, who has known Barney for ten years and is a long-barrel weapons specialist; Toll Road, a skilled demolitions expert and considered the intellect of the group; and Gunnar Jensen, a combat veteran and an expert in precision sniping who struggles with his own demons.

THE EXPENDABLES explodes into theaters August 13th!

PLAY THE 8-BIT ARCADE GAME FOR THE FLICK HERE!

Source: Facebook

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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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