My dream of seeing a movie with both Tara Reid and Cloris Leachman in it has finally been realized.
Leachman joins Reid in THE FIELDS, a thriller about a young boy and his family who are terrorized by an unseen presence. Not sure if Leachman is playing a kindly old grandma, or maybe a local old bitty who knows more than she lets on, but Reid is playing the mom of the troubled household. Also in the cast: Karen Ludwig, Faust Checho, Renee McCartney, and Ross Beshear. It’s being directed by Tom Mattera & Dave Mazzoni and is looking at a 2011 release.
Reid used to be pretty damn good-looking, but thanks to some botched plastic surgery her bod looks like it was chewed up by angry wolverines. Hell, Cloris Leachman might have a better stomach than her. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still hit it if it were around 3:30 in the morning and I was on my sixteenth bottle of Sam Adams and second bottle of Wild Turkey and fifth joint of LSD-laced weed and ninth tab of acid. But nothing could make me have sex with Tara Reid. Ohh! (Just kidding, if it has breasts, I’ll have sex with it.)
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