It’s a damn slow news day today, folks, but even if it weren’t, I’d still have to tell you about my new favorite movie: DINOCROC VS. SUPERGATOR! Indeed, this kind of revelation is what Memorial Day is all about. Our forefathers would be proud.
Plot details are scant, but I have the odd feeling the story will deal with some kind of Dinocroc squaring off against a Supergator or something. This comes to us from the powerhouse team of Roger Corman (who produced both the stand-alone DINOCROC and SUPERGATOR epics) and Jim Wynorski, who knows this kind of material well, having made KOMODO VS. COBRA. Needless to say, the directors of the two original movies must be cursing cruel, cruel fate at the moment, what with its refusal to allow either of them to continue the sagas of their respective ultra-lizards.
One last bit: David Carradine is supposedly in the film. Beautiful. Hopefully it won’t be too much trouble to get SUPERGATOR star Bianca Lawson (pictured below) to reprise her memorable role as “Carla Masters”. And I sure wouldn’t mind it if SUPERGATOR and DINOCROC become friends at the end of the flick and venture out to find those f*cking posers MEGA SHARK and GIANT OCTOPUS.
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