Our man with the trailer connection, Hargon, recently hit us with some knowledge on the whereabouts of the elusive DARK KNIGHT teaser (none of this fake bullshit). Warner Bros., it seems, is attaching that sumbitch to THE SIMPSONS MOVIE. Why? Not a goddamned clue. But if that’s the case, it means that we’ll be getting a taste of Bats’ new Joker-filled adventure in just about two weeks (July 27th for the calendarily challenged). And who knows, we may even get it online even sooner! Because, let’s face it, the internets is a living, breathing cybernetic organism with a killer rack that will not be denied. Can I get a boo yah? The Dark Knight hops on his gigantic-wheeled Batcycle and tussles with the Clown Prince of Crime on July 18th of next year.
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