Former Supreme Emperor of Disney Michael Eisner, who now spends his days hosting bizarre, low rated talk shows and producing bizarre low rated TV shows, has single-handedly declared an end to the writer’s strike. The apparent ambassador of strike negotiations, recently told CNBC, “It’s over. They made the deal, they shook hands on the deal. It’s going on Saturday to the writers in general.” Wow, so that’s that, then, huh? Good thing that’s done with. It was getting to be a little exhausting. With this power that Eisner wields, he should start declaring an end to other, more important things like the Darfur crisis, the Iraq War and the continuing popularity of Channing Tatum. This guy could bring world peace in one sentence. Read the rest of his declaration over HERE. Thanks to Kaleb and Beech for the heads up!
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