


This week we have chosen to focus on arguably (not much) two of the greatest characters ever imagined. Tyler Durden and Heath Ledger’s Joker are two guys who laugh at the absurdity of life and the way we live it and have chosen to single someone out to attempt to wake them up. Who had the best methods? Who could you find yourself listening to if you thought about it? In just not caring, they made us care about them. But who do we care about more?
-“We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives.”
-“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”
-“Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We’re God’s unwanted children, SO BE IT!”
-“We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”
-“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.”
-“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
-“In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
-“This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I’m gonna give it to em.”
-” If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”.
-“Why so serious?!”
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