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Plot: One-eyed Mayor George W. Buckman (Bill Moseley, replacing Robert Englund) is now taking his travelling road show of cannibalistic cretins up North, where they’ll host a Gut’s N’ Glory Jamboree for a cadre of capricious young bastards starring in...
Plot: When a British documentarian is gunned down in the jungles of Indonesia by a Danish citizen, a nerdy psychiatrist- Adrien(Nikolaj Lie Kaas) working for the Danish Justice department is sent, along with his beautiful secretary- Beate (Birgitte Hjort Sorensen),...
Plot: After fleeing the Japanese occupation of China during the Second World War, Wing Chun Grandmaster Ip Man (Donnie Yen) finds himself penniless in Hong Kong, with a pregnant wife, and a young son to support. He decides to open...
Plot: Jennifer (Sarah Butler) is a young novelist looking to spend a few months secluded at a remote cabin deep in the south in order to work on her next novel. A group of local bullies, led by a...
Plot: A telekinetic rubber tire goes on a killing spree in a small town deep in the California desert. Review: Well, I’ll say this: RUBBER is without a doubt, the best killer tire movie you’ll ever see. Sarcasm aside, RUBBER...
[Ed. note: This film was reviewed as part of the 2010 Fantasia Film Festival] PLOT: A centuries-old sorcerer, Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage), finds an unlikely apprentice in the guise of New Yorker Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel). Despite being the last...
PLOT: Filmmakers Joshua Zeman and Barbara Brancaccio examine the horrifying disappearances, and likely murders, of five young girls in their hometown Staten Island. The culprit? For the people of the borough, a mythic madman known only as “Cropsey”, who lives...
YOU CAN ALSO READ CHRIS BUMBRAY’S REVIEW OF THE FILM HEREExpect Arrow’s review to pop up over the weekend… PLOT:The peculiar and violent death of a classmate prompts a group of teenagers to investigate their suddenly terrifying dreams, all of...
PLOT: Two American tourists traveling across Germany have their car break down in the middle of nowhere. Seeking shelter in the cold, rainy night, they happen upon the sinister Dr. Heiter, a world-renowned surgeon who has some very, very strange...
PLOT: Twenty-five years after abandoning his hometown, Don McKay (Thomas Haden Church) gets a letter from his ex-girlfriend Sonny (Elisabeth Shue) saying that she is dying and wants him to come see her. When Don returns home, Sonny doesn’t seem...
