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PLOT: Darren Shan (Chris Massoglia) is a kid in a bland little town, with bland little friends. But when a flyer for an illegal freak show appears in front of Darren and his delinquent friend Steve (John Hutcherson), he begins...
PLOT: April Riley (Alisha Seaton) enjoys a quiet life. She and her hot wife Casey (Jeannie Bolet) live in moderation, happily raising their young daughter Sarah (Melissa Lee). Until one day April receives a letter from Rachel (Angela Landis), her...
This film was reviewed as part of Fantastic Fest PLOT: When Bart (David Anders) is killed in Iraq and his body shipped back to the United States for burial, he doesn’t stay dead for long. He comes back as a...
PLOT: Opening days after the zombie outbreak, George A. Romero’s SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD finds ‘Nicotine’ Crocket (Alan Van Sprang) and his gang of rogue soldiers continuing their renegade antics. Meanwhile on Plum Island, off the coast of Delaware, two...
PLOT: Jack Bishop’s happy and normal life – complete with great job, beautiful wife, and cherubic daughter – is brought crashing down when the little girl is kidnapped at a soccer practice. The only clue as to the perpetrator’s identity...
PLOT: 9 awakens. This child of science is merely a sack that somehow has found a life inside his man made body. And when he wakes, he finds a world of destruction and fear. It is a world where machines...
Plot: This documentary follows the amazing cult success of TROLL 2, a film wildly considered to be one of the worst films ever made. Review: I’m new to the TROLL 2 phenomenon. While I’ve seen the youtube clips (“You don’t...
PLOT: Ex-con Arkin (Josh Stewart) is in a bind: he needs to get his wife a ton of cash before midnight before loan sharks come for her. Having an intimate knowledge of burglary, Arkin breaks into a wealthy couple’s new...
Plot: Quentin Tarantino’s long awaited WW2 epic, concerning a group of Jewish-American soldiers- who parachute into France to wreak havoc on the Nazis. Review: F**k I loved this movie! It`s exactly as kick-ass as I hoped a war epic directed...
Plot: Arthur Blake (Dominic Monaghan), and Willie Grimes (Larry Fessenden) are 18th century, English grave robbers. After being caught in the act, and sentenced to the guillotine, Blake tells his life story to a mysterious priest (Ron Perlman) – who...
