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PLOT: After contracting a deadly disease, a priest goes for a dangerous treatment that seems to kill most of the patience. But the priest survives, and soon finds himself craving something he’d never craved before… the taste of blood. Facing...
NOTE: Look out for The Arrow’s own review of the film next week! PLOT: If you’re seen the ads, you know the story. Christine Brown (played by an adorable Alison Lohman) is a semi-rising star at a California bank, coveting...
PLOT: A radio D.J., his producer, and an engineer working out of a church basement in the small town of Pontypool become embroiled in the story of mysterious attacks occurring all over the countryside. While they struggle to keep their...
Directed by: William Malone Starring: Dylan Purcell, Patrick Kilpatrick and Jeffrey Combs PLOT: Danny Sloan is looking for something solid in his life. After his girlfriend leaves him, he realizes that something is missing. Once he goes to visit a...
PLOT: Newly relocated Coraline discovers that when she dreams in her new home, she enters a bright, fantastical parallel existence that offers many more delights than her bland reality (including friendlier, more attentive parents). But is this colorful world all...
PLOT: A group of soldiers work hard and play hard – in extreme fashion – on and off the battlefield. REVIEW: It’s difficult to review MEMORIAL DAY without opening a whole can of wartime-debate worms, or making it a forum...
NOTE: Donkey Punch will be available on HDNet Ultra VOD and in theaters on 1/23. PLOT: Three lovely ladies and four handsome blokes take a yacht out to sea off a gorgeous Spanish island with their minds set on booze,...
PLOT: When young Bella Swan’s mother decides to travel with her new husband, the young seventeen year old decides to move in with her father who lives in Washington. She finds herself in a new school with new friends and...
PLOT: The two main characters of BAD BIOLOGY have body issues the kind of which no normal person ever encounters. Let’s not beat around the bush: she’s got seven clits and he’s got a penis the size of his leg...
PLOT: Hector (Karra Elejalde) is an ordinary man trying to relax on a very ordinary day in the yard of his new home in the Spanish countryside. But this comfy relaxation time soon veers into Hitchcock territory when he spots...
