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PLOT: It is 2019, and society we has dissolved into an overpopulated and bleak world. With technology, the future has grown vast and out of control. When a rich and powerful man creates Replicants, androids with a short shelf life...
NOTE: Arrow’s review will be up on Monday. PLOT: As the sun sets on a small Alaskan town, the citizens plan for a month of darkness. Many leave for the thirty days of night, but a few of them stay...
PLOT: When a midwife seeks to find family for a baby whose mother died during childbirth, she discovers a diary written in Russian. Hoping to find the names of her family so the child doesn’t end up in foster care,...
PLOT: Every five-hundred years, there is a battle between good and evil when a young woman is born with a Yeouijoo (a glowing magic pearl). She is born with a tattoo that tells of her destiny. And when she turns...
PLOT: After selling his half of the family farm, Henry Oldfield soon realizes that his brother Angus is using genetic experimentation in order to build up the farm. But soon, the sheep hit the fan, when a couple of animal...
Plot: Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez team up together for a Grindhouse, double feature and takes us back to the high octane world of car chases, blood and gore, T and A and a pure love of exploitation. Rodriguez tells...
ARROW INTRO: Blood and Chocolate was based off a book, I didn’t read the book but our resident columnist SERENA WHITNEY did. Blood and Chocolate looked like a syrupy chick flick, I’m not a chick, SERENA WHITNEY is. So here’s...
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