Kinnear and Miley?!

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Every Friday night after having cyber sex with Heidi Montag, I put on a hooded black robe, light some candles, and chant to the prince of darkness, begging him to prevent Miley Cyrus from becoming a movie star beyond her ridiculous Hannah Montana franchise. It appears Lord Satan, that you have let me down. Greg Kinnear, an actor with all kinds of cred has joined the cast of Disney’s THE LAST SONG, a film based on the soon-to-be released novel by Nicholas Sparks, which he actually wrote specifically to turn it into a film for Cyrus.

In it, she’ll play a rebellious teen sent to spend the summer with her estranged father played by Kinnear. He tries to reconnect with her through their one common love: music. Kelly Preston will play Cyrus’ mother. Greg Kinnear, you can reach me at 647-836-7976. Please, just tell me why?

Source: Variety

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