Kutch Again!?!

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Wow, Ashton Kutcher is like, the hottest thing in Hollywood! Just yesterday we reported Kutcher’s casting in the football film TRADED, with many of our readers wondering how and why this guy is still getting movie roles. Well guess what? He got another one! The very next day, too!

Kutcher will team with another TV star trying to cut it with the big boys, Katherine Heigl, in Robert Luketic’s upcoming thriller FIVE KILLERS. In it, Kutcher and Heigl will play a newly married couple whose lives turn upside down when they discover that their neighbors may be assassins hired to kill them. Katherine, a word of advice my dear. For someone trying to establish a career as a movie star, “starring alongside Ashton Kutcher in a thriller” may not be the best way of going about it. If I were you, I’d just stick with Judd (and play with my boobies a lot).

Source: Variety

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