People seem to be hating on Francis Lawrence, but whatever, I loved CONSTANTINE and for about an hour I AM LEGEND blew me away. Of course, the last fifteen minutes were horrible in the way that child pornography is horrible, but I don’t like to let when things go sour at the end ruin my perspective on shit. It’s like when I forget to pull out. Sure, that sucked, but I like to think we had a good time for the three, maybe four minutes before that.