Recently incarcerated cocaine hoarding outlaw Lindsay Lohan is attempting to suppress the trauma of imprisonment by returning to an activity that, at one time, was a full time job but is now merely a recreational activity in between tabloid-making drug and party binges – that is, making movies. The adorably alcoholic princess along with slamming hottie Rosario Dawson and break-dancing man candy Channing Tatum have joined Shirley MacLaine and Olympia Dukakis in the Ash Baron Cohen-directed dramedy POOR THINGS. Coming from a script by Trent Haaga, the story centers on real life scandals involving elderly women involved in drug trafficking, insurance fraud and murder. Our favorite rehab-hopping cocaine connoisseur can next be seen in the thriller I KNOW WHO KILLED ME.
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