
“Now I have a machine gun! Ho-Ho-Ho!” Hey mofos and mofettes! Just wanted to take the time to wish you all a Merry Christmas!

I hope your family gatherings go down as smooth as the whiskey that I am having right now (Canadian Club bitches), hope that you get some cool ass gifts and hope you watch some slick ass Holiday themed movies (I’m going with GREMLINS, CHRISTMAS VACATION and MYSTERY ALASKA). And if you’re working on X-Mas day; well I hope you take the extra dough you make and get yourself something special cause you f*cking deserve it. Now the site will be on low jive today and over the weekend in terms of updates; but it will be horror business as usual come Monday the 27th of December.
You can expect my Top 10 of the Year, our 2011 Genre Movie Preview and my Mistress of the Year piece to surface sooner than later on the site! Till then Merry Christmas once again!
MERRY SPANKING CHRISTMAS FROM ALL OF US ON AITH!












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