See every actor ever in the first trailer for New Year’s Eve

The first trailer for NEW YEAR’S EVE, what’s sure to be a new JoBlo.com favorite, has premiered online. And it’s about what you’d expect from Garry Marshall’s follow-up to the saccharine and useless VALENTINE’S DAY. I’m guessing the only reason you’ll see this is because you’re being dragged to it by your significant other. So here’s the trailer to help prep you, you poor bastard.

NEW YEAR’S EVE – starring Ashton Kutcher, Robert De Niro, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Carla Gugino, Zac Efron, Abigail Breslin, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Alyssa Milano, Lea Michele, Michelle Pfeiffer, Hilary Swank, Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Sienna Miller, Julie Andrews, John Lithgow, Frankie Muniz, Ice Cube, John Stamos, Ludacris, Jon Bon Jovi, Ryan Seacrest, Hector Elizondo, and Seth Meyers – opens on December 9th.