Pet Sematary 1989 (Arrow Recommends)

Rating: 0/10
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...

The Wind (Movie Review)

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PLOT: In the late 1800s, Lizzy Macklin (Caitlin Gerard) becomes tormented by what she perceives to be a prairie demon. Is Lizzy simply losing her mind following years of isolation and recent tragedy? REVIEW: Meritorious horror-westerns are always an appreciated...

Review: Pet Sematary

Rating: 6/10
PLOT: A doctor and his family find their dream of a quiet life in small-town Maine ruined by a devastating family tragedy. This leads them to the “Pet Sematary” that borders on land that – rumor has it – has...

Review: High Life

Rating: 6/10
PLOT: A man and his daughter try and survive while they are aimlessly drifting on a mysterious craft through outer space. REVIEW: At the center of the new lo-fi science fiction drama HIGH LIFE, is the relationship between a father...

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (Movie Review)

Rating: 5/10
PLOT: In the days leading up to her tragic murder at the hands of Charles Manson in 1969, pregnant actress Sharon Tate (Hillary Duff) reckons with eerie premonitions of her vicious murder. REVIEW: With more than a decade spent toiling...

Review: Shazam! (Bumbray)

Rating: 7/10
PLOT: Teenaged Billy Batson (Asher Angel), who’s been in an out of various foster homes ever since being abandoned by his mother as a youngster, is granted superpowers by an ancient wizard (Djimon Hounsou). When he speaks the wizard’s name,...

Review: The Haunting of Sharon Tate

Rating: 5/10
PLOT: In the days leading up to her murder, actress Sharon Tate has upsetting premonitions of the night she and her friends will fall victim to the Manson Family. REVIEW: With so many movies out there – and still to...

I’m Just F*cking With You (Movie Review)

Rating: 0/10
PLOT: The night before his cousin’s wedding in Los Angeles, uptight yuppie Larry (Keir O’Donnell) is harassed in a series of practical jokes played by Chester (Hayes MacArthur), the bizarre night manger of the Pink Motel and Lounge. REVIEW: While...

Review: The Beach Bum

Rating: 7/10
PLOT: A zoned-out Florida Keys poet, Moondog (Matthew McConaughey) finds himself pulled from his life of luxury and forced to become self-sufficient for the first time in years. But will a lack of money and enablers mean he won’t be...

GI Joe Resolute (Arrow Recommends)

Rating: 0/10
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
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