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PLOT: A ninety year old horticulturist (Clint Eastwood) tries to make some quick money by becoming an unlikely drug mule for the Cartel. Soon however, his own success puts him on the map of a determined DEA agent (Bradley Cooper)...
PLOT: In a post-apocalyptic future, the remnants of civilization are divided into two camps: Tractionists, who roam the wasteland in giant mobile cities eating up smaller cities, and Anti-Tractionists – who seek to rebuild civilization by settling on land. Head...
PLOT: On a post-apocalyptic Earth, rolling metropolises called Predator Cities rules the land. When Hester Shaw (Hera Hilmar) gets a chance to avenger her mother’s death, she risks her life to halt a global war. REVIEW: So, what do you...
PLOT: When the Leprechaun from the original LEPRECHAUN film returns after being trapped in a well for twenty-five years, the continuing search for his lost gold puts him in conflict with a group of sorority girls. REVIEW: The LEPRECHAUN franchise...
PLOT: After a heist gone wrong, a thief (Matthew Modine) finds himself stricken with amnesia. Seven years later, he’s busted out of prison by a mysterious gang holding a drug that may restore his memory, while he’s hunted by a...
PLOT: When the grown-up Banks children (Ben Whislaw & Emily Mortimer) are faced with losing their family home to an unscrupulous bank manager (Colin Firth), Mary Poppins (Emily Blunt) returns to save the day. REVIEW: I suspect I’m too much...
PLOT: Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) kidnaps Fred Savage in order to tell him a sanitized version of the events depicted in DEADPOOL 2. REVIEW: Despite the clever trailers and online buzz, which suggested this was something more than a toned-down version...
It's been a long journey for Jason Momoa in getting his proper time to shine as the titular character in DC/WB's big-screen venture of AQUAMAN. Having been fished from the sea by director Zack Snyder to portray the traditionally blonde-hair/blue-eyed...
PLOT: A killer wearing a Santa Claus costume stalks partying youths in a snowbound Norwegian town while a detective tries to track him down. REVIEW: A mishandled franchise if there ever was one, SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT gave viewers hope...
Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
David Robert Mitchell has made one of the best Amblin-esque films in years, with the film having much in common with classics like Poltergeist and Arachnophobia.
