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PLOT: A shy middle school student tries to make it through her final week before she moves on to high school. REVIEW: How well you know middle school student Kayla would depend on exactly where you know her from. If...
PLOT: Dracula, in desperate need of a vacation (and love life) is surprised by his daughter with a vacation on a luxury cruise ship. Unbeknownst to them, the captain of the ship is a relative of Drac’s arch-enemy Van Helsing,...
PLOT: A pair of priests encounter supernatural forces while investigating a reported miracle at a Magdalene Laundry in 1960. REVIEW: THE DEVIL'S DOORWAY is a horror film presented in the "found footage" style, so I should start out by acknowledging...
PLOT: After a mission gone wrong, Ethan Hunt and his team must track down a dangerous element that will lead to worldwide devastation. REVIEW: After watching Tom Cruise climb the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, it is hard to imagine he could...
PLOT: A security consultant (Dwayne Johnson) is drawn into the middle of a heist taking place in the world’s tallest building. With the building a raging inferno, and his wife and kids trapped, he has no choice but to take...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
PLOT: After waking up in an apartment the night after a raging party, Sam comes face to face with his new reality: an army of zombies have invaded the streets of Paris and he is one of the lone survivors....
PLOT: A diamond merchant (Keanu Reeves) engaged in a shifty, dangerous deal with a Russian oligarch, falls for a café owner (Ana Ularu) in a small Siberian town. REVIEW: There’s a reason why Keanu Reeves’s latest thriller, SIBERIA, is getting...
PLOT: TV hunter Buck Ferguson (Josh Brolin) – with his trusty cameraman (Danny McBride) in tow, sets out to initiate his son (Montana Jordan) into the world of deer hunting, only to realize his bond with the boy is not...
PLOT: Two years after the events of CIVIL WAR, Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) is wrapping up two years of house arrest, and is now estranged from Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) and Hope Van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly), who are on the...
David Robert Mitchell has made one of the best Amblin-esque films in years, with the film having much in common with classics like Poltergeist and Arachnophobia.