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PLOT: Years after being drummed off the force, a gang of former state troopers get a crack at getting their old jobs back when it’s revealed a small Canadian town is actually located on American soil. REVIEW: Ah, Broken Lizard....
PLOT: With his parents victimized by a pair of demonic fallen Angels, brusque police detective Corbin Nash must reconcile with his hereditary fate as a demon hunter and exact bloody revenge! REVIEW: Immediately looking to have one’s head examined am...
PLOT: Lewis (Luke Evans) is an outwardly ordinary guy, but in reality, he is hiding an obsession – revenge – against Cathy (Kelly Reilly). Lewis kidnaps Cathy in broad daylight and takes her to his home, where he locks her...
Season 3, Episode 8: Rifting Apart SUMMARY: Ash (Bruce Campbell)and Pablo (Ray Santiago) come up with a bonkers plan to save Kelly (Dana DeLorenzo) and Brandy (Arielle Carver-O’Neill). REVIEW: Well, that didn’t take long. I predicted last week that Brandy’s...
PLOT: When one of his close-knit gorilla subjects is genetically altered for monstrous means, primatologist Davis Okoye (The Rock) must traverse an amorphous war-zone full of giant beasts in order to save his longtime friend. REVIEW: For all those who...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
PLOT: While celebrating spring break in Mexico, a group of friends end up playing a game of truth or dare. Unfortunately for them, they decide to do it in a cursed mission where an evil spirit is looking for a few...
PLOT: Ten years after fleeing the grip of a UFO Death Cult – tight-knit brothers Aaron and Justin return to the secluded campground to bid a final farewell. However, once there, the lure of an impending cataclysm may prove too...
PLOT: A chance encounter between a British spy (James McAvoy) and scientist (Alicia Vikander) soon develops into a star-crossed love affair, but soon the lovers are torn apart by circumstances beyond their control. REVIEW: It’s been awhile since Wim Wenders...
PLOT: A teenage girl’s coming of age comes with a terrifying twist in this spellbinding take on the werewolf legend. Since birth, Anna (Bel Powley) has been raised in isolation by a man she knows only as Daddy (Chucky star Brad...
David Robert Mitchell has made one of the best Amblin-esque films in years, with the film having much in common with classics like Poltergeist and Arachnophobia.
