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Red Christmas (Movie Review)

Rating: 0/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: A widow and her bickering family gather at her remote estate on Christmas Eve. She must soon protect them all from a hideously deformed killer who's out for bloody revenge. REVIEW: Craig Anderson's RED CHRISTMAS is, to put it...

Review: Bushwick

Rating: 8/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: On her way to visit her grandmother, a young woman finds herself on the run from what appears to be a military assault. With the help of an ex-Marine, the two must make their way to safety while facing...

Review: Terminator 2: Judgement Day: 3D

Rating: 10/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: After failing to kill Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), Skynet sends an advanced, indestructible T-1000 (Robert Patrick) back to kill a young John Connor (Edward Furlong), but not before the resistance is able to send a T-800 (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to...

Surviving the Game (Arrow Recommends)

Rating: 0/10

Posted 9 years ago

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...

Review: The Hitman’s Bodyguard

Rating: 6/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: The world’s top bodyguard (Ryan Reynolds) is blackmailed into protecting his worst enemy, the world’s greatest assassin (Samuel L. Jackson), when the latter comes forward with evidence that could end a brutal dictator’s (Gary Oldman) reign of terror. REVIEW:...

Dave Made A Maze (Movie Review)

Rating: 0/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: Dave (Nick Thune), a struggling artist with the inability to complete a project, builds a large fantastical fort in his living room in order to help confront his own shortcomings. REVIEW: After a decade spent as a bit player...

Review: The Trip to Spain

Rating: 7/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, once again set off on a culinary adventure, with their travels, this time, taking them to Spain. There, they take in the sights, sample local cuisine, and debate important subjects, such as who does...

Review: What Happened to Monday

Rating: 7/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: In a future where couples are limited to one child per family due to overpopulation, seven identical twin sisters (Noomi Rapace) must all share the same, single, identity. When one of the sisters goes missing, the other six must...

Review: Logan Lucky

Rating: 8/10

Posted 9 years ago

PLOT: An unemployed family man (Channing Tatum) living in West Tennessee recruits his brother (Adam Driver) and sister (Riley Keough) to help him rob the Charlotte Motor Speedway during a major NASCAR race. REVIEW: LOGAN LUCKY is a comfortably familiar...