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PLOT: Two best friends, along with an unlikely superhero they unwittingly create, must try and stop the evil Professor Poopypants. Will they stop him before he takes away all the children’s laughter? What a wicked plan that is. REVIEW: Before stepping into...
PLOT: On the eve of undergoing a massive makeover, a local British radio station is suddenly flooded by a ghastly transmission thought to be the voice of a recently murdered young woman. REVIEW: More than a decade has transpired since...
PLOT: A bickering couple (Zoe Lister-Jones & Adam Pally) reinvigorate their marriage when they start a band with the kooky neighbor (Fred Armisen). REVIEW: BAND AID is the directorial debut of actress Zoe Lister-Jones, best known for CBS’s “Life in...
PLOT: As a young girl, Diana – also known as Princess of the Amazons – wanted to be a warrior and fight for good. Years later, when a young pilot makes a crash landing near the secret island paradise where she and...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
PLOT: Young Henry Turner’s (Brenton Thwaites) quest to save his cursed father, Will (Orlando Bloom), by finding the mythical trident of Poseidon, brings him face-to-face with Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), who’s being pursued by the vengeful Captain Salazar (Javier...
PLOT: The Baywatch lifeguard team must deal with a jerk of a new recruit and a deadly socialite peddling drugs… oh yeah, and lots of gorgeous bodies in bathing suits. REVIEW: The only time I caught an episode of the series...
PLOT: A reclusive writer (Antonio Banderas) suffering from writers block, takes in a mysterious drifter (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) who saved him from a local bully. REVIEW: BLACK BUTTERFLY is highly reminiscent of William Monahan’s recent MOJAVE, which shared the same...
PLOT: A four-star General (Brad Pitt) is brought to Afghanistan in order to finally end the war, only to find his personal ambitions do not mesh with the reality of the conflict, or the administration’s goals in that area. REVIEW:...
PLOT: When the colonization crew of the deep-space Covenant vessel lands on a distant planet that seems perfectly habitable, a lethal multiform alien parasite is the only living organism awaiting them. REVIEW: Very few filmmakers – current, contemporary, dead, alive,...
David Robert Mitchell has made one of the best Amblin-esque films in years, with the film having much in common with classics like Poltergeist and Arachnophobia.
