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Read Eric Walkuski's review here! PLOT: Harry Hart (Colin Firth) is a Kingsman – an independent network of stuffy British secret agents who fancy themselves as the descendants of King Arthur and the knights of the round table. When one...
PLOT: Soon after her father's death, collegiate sexpot Kylie Atkins looks to earn a little extra doe and help her aging mother out by modeling for GirlHouse – a live-in, 24/7 XXX webcam site with five other nubile lookers. But...
THE LAST FIVE YEARS was originally reviewed as part of out TIFF 2014 coverage. PLOT: A young actress (Anna Kendrick) and her novelist husband (Jeremy Jordan) try to make sense of their five year relationship. REVIEW: There are some movies...
PRE-ORDER POKER NIGHT HERE PLOT: When fresh-faced detective Jeter is taken hostage by masked pedophilic madman, he must conjure the lessons learned from his grizzled superiors during a poker game one night in order to escape. Shuffle up and deal!...
PLOT: Four swingin’ vampires living in New Zealand have their lives disrupted by a documentary crew and the presence of a new bloodsucker. REVIEW: The psychological torment of walking this Earth as a vampire has never been so amusingly explored...
PLOT:A washed-up Crusader must help a young prince – the rightful heir to a kingdom’s throne – flee from his evil older brother, who wants to claim what he feels is his birthright. REVIEW: A movie starring Nicolas Cage and...
PLOT:When a young farm boy is taken in by a local “Spook” – a religious man who hunts demons and witches finds himself in a dangerous and mystifying world. However, things get all the more treacherous when a powerful witch...
PLOT: Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) – a lowly janitor – discovers she’s actually the reincarnation of the Queen of the Universe when killers sent by the evil Balem Abrasax (Eddie Redmayne) try to assassinate her. Now, her only hope of...
PLOT: A hotshot prosecutor (Patrick Wilson) preparing for a congressional run unwisely starts frequenting a high-end escort agency. With his life now under a microscope, he’s shocked to discover that his next big case means investigating the very agency he’s...
PLOT: Two personal trainers (Guy Pearce & Cobie Smulders) struggle with relationship issues while trying to get a slovenly millionaire (Kevin Corrigan) into shape. REVIEW: There’s a certain kind of movie I dread writing about at film festivals. It’s not...
